REPORT FROM LAST VALENTINE ACTIVITIES IN NAIJA.

1. Engagement 11%
2. Heartbreaks 92%
3. Condom Sales 15 million
4. Unofficial Girls known 68%
5. Assumption Boyfriends 81%
6. Wives caught cheating 44%
7. Husband caught cheating 79%
8. Fast food sales 100%.
9. BUKA sales (iya basira) 38%
10. Night Club Sales 205%
11. Joint & cool Spot sales 300%
12. Girls in Hospital over love 62%
13. Boys in Hospital ova love 106%
14. Girls arrested for fighting over boys 88%
15. Guys arrested for fighting over Girls 50%
16. Wives beating up husband in public 12%
17. Husband beating up wife in public 90%
18. Exchange of boxers for blackberry 99.9%
19. Problems with DPs that refused to change
99.99%.
20. Numbers of Batteries that went flat on Feb
14th - 122 million
21. Abortion 93%
22. Pregnancy 50%
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