But we SOS imagined and asked ourselves, “What if celebrities were to replace the current super eagles and play in the next world cup?”
And we have been arguing since last night. Well, today we came up with the perfect formation that might actually make us win matches
and emerge as the next world cup winners!:) Notice below:
and emerge as the next world cup winners!:) Notice below:
Meet the Goalkeeper – 2 face Idibia
ADVANTAGE: All it takes for 2face Idibia is to sing, “I dey feel like Enyeama O! Because I dey save for you.” 
DISADVANTAGE: 2face Idibia once said, “Even if say I no sabi play ball, but I go like to corper-sion to Nigeria’s call.” Which means he might not be fit to play. Let’s pray there won’t be any African Queenwatching in the stadium, or else the post will be empty!
Let’s pray there won’t be any African Queenwatching in the stadium, or else the post will be empty! Meet the Central defenders – P Square Peter and Paul Okoye
ADVANTAGE: No matter the danger, wahala no go dey! P Square will want to defend the nation personally.
DISADVANTAGE: They might be reluctant to play well.
I mean, even Mike Adenuga‘s $250,000 he gave Super eagles to defeat France won’t move P Square to play better since they have already taste-the-money.
I mean, even Mike Adenuga‘s $250,000 he gave Super eagles to defeat France won’t move P Square to play better since they have already taste-the-money.
Meet the Left and Right back defenders – Wizkid and Davido
ADVANTAGE: Wizkid looks like someone that might want to die on top the matter heeeeey Naija O! :D So he is needed. Davido on the other hand will only be relevant when Nigeria scores a goal. He will lead in the celebration with the SKELEWU DANCE!
DISADVANTAGE: Wizkid might be busy looking for Caro in the pitch, therefore making his wing vulnerable.
Meet the Midfielders – Olamide, Phyno and Ice Prince
ADVANTAGE: The best combination ever!!! With Ice Prince saying,“The refree is my guy. FIFA President nko? Is my guy.”, we’ll definitely not receive any yellow or red card in the match no matter the foul committed. 
Olamide might as well repeat his lines to the opponents, “Phyno and Olamide, we just getting started.”
DISADVANTAGE: Although communication might be a problem, with the three rappers talking in different languages, how will they understand each other?
Phyno might be stingy with the ball with the selfish intention to cause ‘“Nsogbu.”
Olamide will be like, “Phyno, pass me the ball! I’m here like the first day of the year!” But Phyno will just keep saying, “Ghost mode! I no dey see you!”
Phyno might be stingy with the ball with the selfish intention to cause ‘“Nsogbu.”
Olamide will be like, “Phyno, pass me the ball! I’m here like the first day of the year!” But Phyno will just keep saying, “Ghost mode! I no dey see you!”
No wonder Olamide said, “Other rappers be like Naija, them no dey pass quarter final.”
Meet the strikers – D Banj, Don Jazzy and Wande Coal.
ADVANTAGE: The person reading this should think of one, because we SOS don’t think there is any. Seriously.
DISADVANTAGE: I think this might be the worst strikers to fix on the pitch because there will be zero team work!
Yes na!
Do you think D Banj will want to pass to Don Jazzy? Do you thinkWande Coal will want to pass to Don Jazzy? Of course not.
So how will they score?
So how will they score?
Wande Coal will only want to pass to D banj by saying, “Just the two of us, catching private trips.“
But D banj might want to be selfish and want the ball to himself by telling Wande Coal, “FI LE!!! Don’t touch it.”
But D banj might want to be selfish and want the ball to himself by telling Wande Coal, “FI LE!!! Don’t touch it.”
Hahaha! Abeg this is a joke O! Don’t take it serious!
What do you think of the new Celebrity Super Eagles? Will they deliver in the next World Cup?
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