UNILAG GIRLS

When people hear the phrase UNILAG

GIRLS, some thoughts pop into their mind.

Some think UNILAG girls are ari-sto's, some

think they are materialistic girls, others

think of them as chop and go, some see them

as parole girls, some see them as stranded

girls (cuz dey like entering cars hehehe). And

the list continues.

But did you know that UNILAG babes have

different characteristics, depending on their

hostels? Though some of them are not true but

most of them are true.

There are 7 female hostels in UNILAG. So check

out the classification below:

Makama Girls:

M.T.H Babes and Fagunwa Chicks: It is said that

to get a Makama girl all you need are 2 hot meat

pies and a chilled bottle of fanta and she's all yours

……..PS: make sure the meatpies are hot and the

fanta is chilled, apparently they prefer it that way.

To get a MTH and Fagunwa babe all you need is

just 200 Naira suya and they are yours, if you're

feeling buoyant you can manage to buy them

chicken suya instead, things like that tickle their

fancy.

These three hostels are situated close to each

other inside New hall (Unilag's ghetto) thus

making them neighbours. People say new hall girls

don't have class (true), some say they love to party

hard (very true), some also say they are cheap

(well, not so true) but we all know they ain't

classy.

Every time I go to visit someone (Girls) in new hall

I'm always ashamed or scared, I'm always scared

cuz new hall boys might rob me and beat the crap

outa me and I'm also ashamed that some new hall

girls might obtain me and share the money

amongst themselves to buy suya.

Most 100 level girls stay in these 3 halls thus

making them jobless, they never stay inside their

hostels so it's not unusual if you see them roaming

around new hall looking for boys to buy them food

and other edible trinket, for now let's call them

Ghetto Girls or Suya Girls.

Moremi Girls:

Also known as chicken and chips babes, to get an

audience with a moremi babe you must submit a

plate of chicken and chips and the she'll listen to

you. It doesn't necessarily mean that they will

answer you it just simply means they'll give u an

audience. They prefer older men with cars and

they date guys with money and mostly club boys,

but we have some good girls (nerds) amongst

them. Let's call Moremi girls Chicken and Chips

Girls.

Honours Girls:

Australia is a county where people know about but

nobody visits, that's exactly how honours hall is.

It's situated in a bushy swamp in the middle of

nowhere so they barely get visitors. Most times I

go there I see men with cars toasting those small

girls, honours girls are boring girls with no event

in their life so let's call them Village girls or Bush

Girls. And yeah Honours hall week are the best

female hall week in UNILAG, yes I said it.

Amina Girls:

I'm pretty sure you have heard about aristo and

runs girls in UNILAG, well 70% of the aristo and

runs girl stay in amina hall, they are situated at

the gate area so when the big alhaji's and chiefs

come to pick up girls the quickly branch at amina

negotiate the price *coughs 50k* and they carry

the girl outside school.

There was one time I was walking around amina

hall in the night and I mistook it for a brothel, not

that I know what a brothel looks like. Let's call

amina girls ARISTOcrats, ah yes, Amina hall has

one mad kissing spot outside it just right in front

of the Queen Amina statue.

That's where you'll find the broke boys without

rides kissing their babes, it's always a pleasant

sight to watch.

Kofo hall:

Also known for its Aristocracy it's just there and

random, pardon my English but they have the

deadest hall week. Even if I was paid to go to their

hall week I won't go, you can NEVER catch me

going to look for a girl in kofo. I've asked many

guys what they know Kofo girls for and their

replies are either "I've never done a Kofo girl

before" or "Abeg where is Kofo Hall' and "I don't

know".

The reason Kofo hall is dead is cuz most girls in

faculty of education stay there and as we all know

girls in faculty of education are dead, no offence

but we all know its true. I don't know what to

classify them under, but I know they don't know

how to throw a party.

These classifications are according to Jaja and

Mariere boys, the gentlemen of Unilag and we are

authorities on issues like this. If you're the type of

guy that double dates please don't go to new hall

and be cheating on them with another new hall

girl cuz gist spreads there.

Find a girlfriend in Honours and another side

chick in newhall, the probability of them meeting

are very slim. If you have money and you know

you're ready to spend then you should date a

moremi girl, they are classy and poise women who

like the good things of life and also enjoy being

spoiled silly.

Amina girls are not owned by Unilag boys, they

belong to our oga's at the top aka Alhaji's and

Chiefs. I have no idea who kofo girls belong to.

All in all we love Unilag girls, especially Moremi

babes.